A song inspired by a song.. and a hate email!

So today I saw the video for 'nice guys' on a friends facebook wall. I have to say I found it better than 'jizz in my pants', 'dick in a box', 'I can't hug every cat', and 'that doesn't make you a model'.
It inspired me to sit down and write.. and write I did..
However that was not my only inspiration. I recieved a rather abusive nasty email from my ex who insists that I'm crazy. I was then filled with the desire to sit down and rhyme. Songs are like stories.. best if there is some trusthful weird story that is stranger than fiction.. so here goes.

"YOU GOT AN STD" - BY DYLAN PAIGE

you got an std
you dont deserve a chidk like me
i hope it hurts every time that you pee
so you get reminded of your std

you cheating scum
you make me sick
spots on your bumb
and all over your dick

you lie you cheat you steal and then
you tell crazy stories and you lie to your friends
coz you want them to think
that you're the good guy
i remember in march when you had pinkeye
too many fingers up in your bumb
you got pretty cozy with your berthing chumb

you got an std
you dont deserve a chidk like me
i hope it hurts every time that you pee
so you get reminded of your std

you cheat and you lie
you aint got no friends
they tell me your secrets
time and again
and i tell them about your std
and they say you dont deserve a chick like me


you're skilled with your words
and you know how to flirt
but when it comes to your lies
you just cant hide your dirt
coz you forget your lies
you make a mistake
and its easy to spot
you're nothing but a fake

you got an std
you dont deserve a chidk like me
i hope it hurts every time that you pee
so you get reminded of your std


strippers and clubs
and online porn
youre in a sheeps costume
so it hides your big horns
you picked the wrong girl
to fuck with this time
coz i can outsmart you
and im better at rhyme

you in 40 grand debt
coz your addicted to sex
but when it comes down to
its your right hand that you flex
so your dick is a banana shape
you screwed the wrong girl
now got a life long mistake

addicted to porn with no real pals
not treating your std
infecting all the washington gals
you got it its nasty
its with you for life
you say that you hate me
you dont know im friends with your wife

you got an std
you dont deserve a chidk like me
i hope it hurts every time that you pee
so you get reminded of your std